Paramedics & Christian Flat Sharers

The Natwest Tower & The Health Show

Sumo Wrestlers & The Vice Squad

Ghost Files & The Missenden Riots

Danny Bakers Heavy Metal Documentary & Knife Ettiquette

Pet Psychic & Police Dog

Dowsing For The Dodo & A Few Lonely Hearts

Essex FM & Special Force: No Cycling

Series 3: Episode 9

Silas The Ghost

The Guy Who Measures Things & 'Me Sons A Grass'

Dance For Jesus & Middlesboro Cops

Christmas Coppers & Fell Out of a Plane

Ice Cream Wars & Big Cat Chasers

How To Pass a Brethalyzer & Miss TV Times

Mr W**ker The Farmer (A Room With Two Views)

In School & Bus Driver Magician

The Most Blinkyingest Person Awards & The World Disco Dancing Competition (NW)

Eyeball Disturbance & Chris Serie Investigates Modelling Agencies

Vinnie Jones & Bobby Gould

Channel Tunnel & The Henley Regatta

Depardieu Joins The Vice Squad & The Ghosts of The Ancient Ram Inn

Taxi Touts & P J Proby In 'Blackpool Las Vegas'

How To Stay Alive & Interviewing Sado-Masochists

The Clocks, Bob Greaves & Cardiff Cops

Kerbcrawler & Scientology

Season 3

Jesco

Comedy

In Bed with Medinner

ITV1

Season 1

Season 2

Season 4

Specials

Mills wanders around his flat, telling ludicrous fictional anecdotes about his showbusiness friends and reminiscing about his time as a television producer. These stories are illustrated by genuine clips from the ITV archives, which, interspersed with Mills' own heavily-contrived commentaries and bizarre non-sequiturs, come together to reveal surreal fictional backstories.